Tuesday, May 13, 2008

What if Casale was a Food?

Good Day Readers, Apparently Casale does not have a job, so i must comment on that.

I asked myself what would Matt Casale be if he were a food. It took me a while to realize it, and after hours of spending time on wikipedia, i found it. He would be a Fast Casual food. Many of you may not know what "Fast Casual" food is.







So why is casale Fast Casual, listed below are some reasons

- Wants people to think of him as this high class dude, but is actually just a laid back guy
- He provides the same type of service but charges double the price
- He is small, like every sandwhich as cosi.
- He is actually stuffed with marshmallows
- He speaks spanish, and french
- He is the 6th guy
- He is said to be bakery on the corner, but is actually not on a corner.
- He is bros with noodles, and part of the company.

Add more if you want.

3 comments:

Matt Casale said...

Hey man, I am not fast food.

Unknown said...

Correct, you are Fast Casual the whole point of that post

Miller said...

some COULD argue Casale is 3-star Michelin rated cuisine. The category refers to food deemed, "exceptional cuisine, worth a special journey"