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Sunday, August 3, 2008
Right, Patchus.
Lets recall the events of last Wednesday, the day Patchus supposedly requested to borrow SlaughterHouse-Five.
I'm in the room, its around 6:00 pm and Patchus comes bursting in, "Dude I am so close to missing my flight!" His flight is at 6:45. "I don't know what part of happy hour I thought was a good idea!"
So he is drunk and in a rush. On his was out the door he asked, "Oh can I borrow Breakfast of Champions?" I thought it was strange because he had just borrowed it recently but he was in a rush so I just threw him the book and that was the end of it.
I have no need to prove my literacy.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Literacy
Apparently Casale can not read. I asked him for Slaughter house five, and he gave me Breakfast of champions (both good books)!
He also has a really good explanation of a man in the French Resistance during World War II. Ask him about the existentialism of the guy!
More to come
He also has a really good explanation of a man in the French Resistance during World War II. Ask him about the existentialism of the guy!
More to come
Friday, July 18, 2008
Benson's Research
According to our top specialist Marty Benson; an EMP pulse shot would occur over the united states today. With one hour to go, we think he failed. Marty, your research skills are limited.
We are waiting for government approval to release his findings.
We may have him look research other things; stay tuned
We are waiting for government approval to release his findings.
We may have him look research other things; stay tuned
New Sub-Stories
Casale and I are going to start a new series. It is going to be called " Things we hate that humans do".
The First one of these is Gyms. I think it is funny to watch people at the gym wearing there spandex and working out. People pay to use the washington Sports Club, or LA Fitness or any of that sort. It cost them roughly 20 bucks (or more) a month. Now get this, people at these gyms are just walking, yes that's right walking. The irony is that in two hours they are taking a taxi to get dinner. Why are people using these machines inside, under no pressure! I want everyone to open a door, take a breath [ this excludes northeast new jersey and some parts of DC] and say hello to nature. Put your hand out, give it a whats up?
Then tie your shoes and start your jog! Outside, i know its weird, what if a bear comes, what if the Marisans come, or worse of all, What if i break a sweat? I know those three are painful and risky to take. But with the 20 dollars you save you could A. Buy Anti-Bear spray (http://www.zazzle.com/anti_bear_spray_shirt-235907753028037610), B. You could buy anti-marsian spray, or Gatorade (maybe one in the same tests have not come back yet).
So for one week try just going outside, play a little street-ball, or soccer or maybe walk to the monuments, just please god avoid the gym!
The First one of these is Gyms. I think it is funny to watch people at the gym wearing there spandex and working out. People pay to use the washington Sports Club, or LA Fitness or any of that sort. It cost them roughly 20 bucks (or more) a month. Now get this, people at these gyms are just walking, yes that's right walking. The irony is that in two hours they are taking a taxi to get dinner. Why are people using these machines inside, under no pressure! I want everyone to open a door, take a breath [ this excludes northeast new jersey and some parts of DC] and say hello to nature. Put your hand out, give it a whats up?
Then tie your shoes and start your jog! Outside, i know its weird, what if a bear comes, what if the Marisans come, or worse of all, What if i break a sweat? I know those three are painful and risky to take. But with the 20 dollars you save you could A. Buy Anti-Bear spray (http://www.zazzle.com/anti_bear_spray_shirt-235907753028037610), B. You could buy anti-marsian spray, or Gatorade (maybe one in the same tests have not come back yet).
So for one week try just going outside, play a little street-ball, or soccer or maybe walk to the monuments, just please god avoid the gym!
Half-Way There
Ok so here is an update for all 5 people that actually read this thing. I am actually not too sure, but hey i am sure we compete with other popular GW blogs? At least we dont wear stretchy pants... or do we?
I caught Casale Wearing stretchy pants. I am not really too sure why, or what he was doing. But i came back from my daily run, and i turn to catch him with stretchy pants. At first i was welcoming to this nylon-spandex blend. Then i realized something was wrong. Oh- Wait; Casale is not from long Island and he is surely not worthy of wearing such a Princess(esc) clothing.
Casale has finally got a job [ read previous post for more info], he is also taking a Class (European History in the 20th Century), for all of those wondering. He also bikes in the city and wears a helment [ thats right kids safety first].
His sister is also in town, she goes to AU!
I caught Casale Wearing stretchy pants. I am not really too sure why, or what he was doing. But i came back from my daily run, and i turn to catch him with stretchy pants. At first i was welcoming to this nylon-spandex blend. Then i realized something was wrong. Oh- Wait; Casale is not from long Island and he is surely not worthy of wearing such a Princess(esc) clothing.
Casale has finally got a job [ read previous post for more info], he is also taking a Class (European History in the 20th Century), for all of those wondering. He also bikes in the city and wears a helment [ thats right kids safety first].
His sister is also in town, she goes to AU!
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