The Round up

Things i Learned about Casale over the Past week in a plus minus Fashion.

+ History Chanel
When it comes to TV Casale loves his History Chanel, its all i catch him watching. He loves the special on barbarians. He is not so fond of the World War II shows. "I do not believe they can recall all the information, like how many bullets they fired". He watched several other specials, one including the History of talkless TV.

- Indian Jones
He was not so fond of the Indian Jones movie. "It was entertaining, but i did not really get it". I am not sure if that is a common theme with Casale, but he rated the movie a 5 out of 10. You make the call.

- The Kramer Books Application
"I got half way through the application and it asked me what my favorite color was". He continued to explain that he likes the color blue. His reasoning extends from his parents, whom painted the young Casale's room blue. To follow up, his sheets and comforter are both blue. If we look at his facial expression, most of the time it is blue.

+ Ireland
He decided to put up an irish flag, in the jealously of my American and Canadian flags, which monster over this small flag.

Now Hiring?

Since Casale has been back in the states he has remained unemployed. He really wants a job, he is so desperate some applications included

1. Kramer Books from 5Pm - 1 Am.
2. Barnes and Noble
3. Borders
4. Chuckie Cheese
5. The Picture People
6. Express your emotions out loud
7. Save America one smile at a time
8. If i was superman foundation
9. shh i am still thinking . org


So if you would like to prevent Casale from getting a horrible job please hire him. He has great qualities and is a great interviewer. He rarely talks to customers, he is always on time.

Guess Whose Back, Back Again

Thats right blog readers, Matt Casale is back in the United States of America. He arrived here on May 16th 2008. He was questioned several times about his loyalty to this great country. He did very well on the oral exam, except the beer category. He kept telling the TSA inspector that Guinness was better than Busch Light [ which as all us good Americans know is not true].

The True Question: Is Casale American enough?

We decided that Casale must accomplish at least 8 of the following to show his loyalty to this great nation.

1. He must yell "I Hate Terrorism" preferably near a group of tourist.
2. He must eat Grilled Cheese, with American Cheese at least 4 out of 7 days.
3. He must drive, titled "Freedom" around in a pick truck, titled "Freedom" DC having no mission other than wasting gasoline.
4. He must watch this weeks Nascar Race and the Yankee's game.
5. He must eat fast food at least once a day.
6. He must wear a shirt that says I <3 Freedom
7. He must eat Apple Pie
8. He must compete in either of the following : Roller Derby, RV Derby, or a Car Derby.
9. He must wear a 1992 Dream Team Jersey
10. He must take a bullet for a Bald Eagle from Alqadi Pochers while drinking Budweiser

The Challenge is yours Casale, Prove your loyalty

What if Casale was a Food?

Good Day Readers, Apparently Casale does not have a job, so i must comment on that.

I asked myself what would Matt Casale be if he were a food. It took me a while to realize it, and after hours of spending time on wikipedia, i found it. He would be a Fast Casual food. Many of you may not know what "Fast Casual" food is.







So why is casale Fast Casual, listed below are some reasons

- Wants people to think of him as this high class dude, but is actually just a laid back guy
- He provides the same type of service but charges double the price
- He is small, like every sandwhich as cosi.
- He is actually stuffed with marshmallows
- He speaks spanish, and french
- He is the 6th guy
- He is said to be bakery on the corner, but is actually not on a corner.
- He is bros with noodles, and part of the company.

Add more if you want.

Hope and Casale

Then, out of nowhere, a light showed. A small glimpse of hope, he turned he said, all takes is hope.

According to Dumas our lives are summed up in two things, Wait and Hope. So when we are given hope its like a taste of victory, now we just have to wait, and then hope some more.

Without hope we are conquered, we have no drive , we have no reason. We are lost with too many questions, and nothing to answer it for us.

This one wasnt written for Casale, but for hope.

But in a Casale related note, He is arriving in DC the 20th, The States the 16th, so start you clocks.

Casale do you even have a job for this summer?

Dave Matthews Band (II)

Hey,

Sad things is, I'm actually not all that into the Dave Matthews Band anymore. I'm sure their concert at Camden would still be a good time, but what I'm really looking forward too is seeing The National. I'm sure you'd understand if you heard them (so look them up),

Matt.

Dave Matthews Band

So Casale Loves Dave Matthews Band, he would so date the whole band. Sometimes he wishes his middle name was dave, so he could lie and say he was named after the band.

In spirit of the tour, Casale made a countdown to when Dave is coming to Camden NJ (not to far from Matt's house).

However, every minute and every second Casale thinks about what to do in the mean time. He also thinks about what he is going to do once he goes to the concert. Both actions are listed below.

In Preparation to the concert

- Should I make a gaint sign saying i love you Dave, but what if there is a guy in front of me named dave, will emily get mad that her name is not Dave.
- Make a list of predicted songs Dave will play, and remember every word.
- Debate over 100 times which shirt does Dave think looks best on me, and then decide to wear that one.
- Play every song on my guitar, in hopes that by some weird fluke Dave asks me to come on stage and play with him.
-Book a room in every hotel in Camden, just in hopes of staying in the same one the Band does.

While at the Concert (Thoughts in Casale's head)

- I will cheer, but only if everyone around me is cheering.
- Should i yell that i want to have Dave's babies (is that even possible; who cares Dave is just that amazing)
- I will yell " Its not about the words, but the passion behind the music".
- I Missed you dave, your voice did not soothe me during my nail biting crisis.
- I want that drum stick, and if he throws that out here, i am acting like a brides maid in a wedding.
- I hope Dave Matthews is not a Red Sox fan, that might hinder my love for him


This is just chapter one of the Dave Matthews Saga