Thats right blog readers, Matt Casale is back in the United States of America. He arrived here on May 16th 2008. He was questioned several times about his loyalty to this great country. He did very well on the oral exam, except the beer category. He kept telling the TSA inspector that Guinness was better than Busch Light [ which as all us good Americans know is not true].
The True Question: Is Casale American enough?
We decided that Casale must accomplish at least 8 of the following to show his loyalty to this great nation.
1. He must yell "I Hate Terrorism" preferably near a group of tourist.
2. He must eat Grilled Cheese, with American Cheese at least 4 out of 7 days.
3. He must drive, titled "Freedom" around in a pick truck, titled "Freedom" DC having no mission other than wasting gasoline.
4. He must watch this weeks Nascar Race and the Yankee's game.
5. He must eat fast food at least once a day.
6. He must wear a shirt that says I <3 Freedom
7. He must eat Apple Pie
8. He must compete in either of the following : Roller Derby, RV Derby, or a Car Derby.
9. He must wear a 1992 Dream Team Jersey
10. He must take a bullet for a Bald Eagle from Alqadi Pochers while drinking Budweiser
The Challenge is yours Casale, Prove your loyalty
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