Sunday, August 3, 2008

Right, Patchus.

Lets recall the events of last Wednesday, the day Patchus supposedly requested to borrow SlaughterHouse-Five. 
I'm in the room, its around 6:00 pm and Patchus comes bursting in, "Dude I am so close to missing my flight!" His flight is at 6:45. "I don't know what part of happy hour I thought was a good idea!" 
So he is drunk and in a rush. On his was out the door he asked, "Oh can I borrow Breakfast of Champions?" I thought it was strange because he had just borrowed it recently but he was in a rush so I just threw him the book and that was the end of it. 
I have no need to prove my literacy.

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