New Sub-Stories

Casale and I are going to start a new series. It is going to be called " Things we hate that humans do".

The First one of these is Gyms. I think it is funny to watch people at the gym wearing there spandex and working out. People pay to use the washington Sports Club, or LA Fitness or any of that sort. It cost them roughly 20 bucks (or more) a month. Now get this, people at these gyms are just walking, yes that's right walking. The irony is that in two hours they are taking a taxi to get dinner. Why are people using these machines inside, under no pressure! I want everyone to open a door, take a breath [ this excludes northeast new jersey and some parts of DC] and say hello to nature. Put your hand out, give it a whats up?

Then tie your shoes and start your jog! Outside, i know its weird, what if a bear comes, what if the Marisans come, or worse of all, What if i break a sweat? I know those three are painful and risky to take. But with the 20 dollars you save you could A. Buy Anti-Bear spray (http://www.zazzle.com/anti_bear_spray_shirt-235907753028037610), B. You could buy anti-marsian spray, or Gatorade (maybe one in the same tests have not come back yet).

So for one week try just going outside, play a little street-ball, or soccer or maybe walk to the monuments, just please god avoid the gym!